Holy shit how much does that cat weigh
They’ve captured the beast
To all those 12.9 year-olds on Tumblr,
I think we all know where you really belong:
I think you should shut the fuck up
we RP smut. I do it all the fucking time.
We write fanfics.
We love yuri and yaoi.
We have dirty minds.
Looks like we misjudged those 12.9 year olds.
SpongeBob, where’s my order?
Did you look under the tray?
Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.
hey wanna hear a joke
well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously
this is the best news i’ve heard this week
Australia does not give a single fuck. Act like a little bitch, get shunned like a little bitch.
- fckh8 suddenly gets h8
- uwu culture is apparently a thing and you’re all shits
- those weird posts where shit peeks out the side of the post boundaries or whatever because of blockquotes
- the entire goddamn website basically sucks this week so fuck you all go to hell
i’m actually crying
baby it’s okay you did good